今天在店发生了很多事咯
不过都是开心地！！
哈哈
而且都破纪录耶！！
事件一：
顾客：我的多少钱？？
我：等一下，我去看夹多少钱……
顾客：吃的五块半……
*但我还是走去看……
顾客：都跟你说五块半咯！！你不相信我哦？？还走去看？？
我：阿唄！你没喝水么？我走去看你喝什么水才能算钱啦！什么信不信？像你将贪心的人值得信么？
妈妈：是咯！！讲话像狗讲！（说将小声但还是被我听到拉~。~）
事件二：
我在收盘……
顾客：做么做工不会笑的？？将凶做么？
我：老板，难道你要我对盘笑吗？？而且这间店是卖吃的，不是卖笑的！！
顾客：……
妈妈：哈哈哈哈哈哈……
事件三：
顾客打包的面包在洪着……
顾客：做么将慢的？
小舅：要洪吗……
顾客：换炉啦！将慢……
小舅：你去买每个炉都是将慢的拉！！
我：做每个东西都要等的……不要等直接用嘴巴洪啦……洪了直接吞不就可以了咯……
妈妈：你讲将多话也是要等……
顾客走了……
哥：找鸡做也是要脱裤拉！！
全场笑！！
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最爆笑事件：
有一个安哥比了男人下体的手势……
小舅：都不会用比来做么？？
全场笑到爆……哈……
突然宅男出声了………………
哥：没有用那去收冰厨啦
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈……
今天是在店最开心的一天叻！！
而且破纪录……每个笑到上厕所咯……
破纪录事件：
[最多顾客被我骂的一次]
{我给油喷最多的一次}
《给洪炉烫到最多的一次》
当然还有
（在店最开心的一次拉）
哈哈
。。。凤。。。
2009年11月19日星期四
2012
今天你们去看戏了……
开心吗？？
当然……
一定是开心的……对吧？？
但……我没权力知道……
因为我做工！！！
因为做工害我没得去！！！
真的很讨厌！！！
我要去！！！
但我没得选择！！！
咳……
算了……都过了……
然后威凯根盟湘信息来问我明天要不要去看2012
可是呢？？！！！
答案又是一句：我不能去！！！
我说2012啊，我真的跟你很没缘！！！
咳！！！
又能怎样？？
当然……也是算了！！！
我真得忍无可忍了！！！
你们一直发信来问我要不要去！！
很烦叻！！！
我说过了！！！
星期一到星期六我不能出！！！
听懂了吗？？？！！！
MONDAY UNTIL SATURDAY I CAN'T GO OUT!!!!!!!
KNOW DY???!!!
HARI ISNIN SAMPAI HARI SABTU SAYA TAK BOLEH KELUAR!!!
TAHU TAK???
看清楚了吗？？！！！
三种语言都写到完了！！！
不要再问了！！！！
当然！！！
任性的我是不会罢休！！！
按了所有小学朋友的电话号码……
问他们这个礼拜不要出……
出过了……免谈！！！
但也很高兴！！
大多数都能去！！！
谢谢你们啦^^
此刻的心情挺爽的！！！
。。。凤。。。
开心吗？？
当然……
一定是开心的……对吧？？
但……我没权力知道……
因为我做工！！！
因为做工害我没得去！！！
真的很讨厌！！！
我要去！！！
但我没得选择！！！
咳……
算了……都过了……
然后威凯根盟湘信息来问我明天要不要去看2012
可是呢？？！！！
答案又是一句：我不能去！！！
我说2012啊，我真的跟你很没缘！！！
咳！！！
又能怎样？？
当然……也是算了！！！
我真得忍无可忍了！！！
你们一直发信来问我要不要去！！
很烦叻！！！
我说过了！！！
星期一到星期六我不能出！！！
听懂了吗？？？！！！
MONDAY UNTIL SATURDAY I CAN'T GO OUT!!!!!!!
KNOW DY???!!!
HARI ISNIN SAMPAI HARI SABTU SAYA TAK BOLEH KELUAR!!!
TAHU TAK???
看清楚了吗？？！！！
三种语言都写到完了！！！
不要再问了！！！！
当然！！！
任性的我是不会罢休！！！
按了所有小学朋友的电话号码……
问他们这个礼拜不要出……
出过了……免谈！！！
但也很高兴！！
大多数都能去！！！
谢谢你们啦^^
此刻的心情挺爽的！！！
。。。凤。。。
2009年11月11日星期三
BEHAVE URSELF PLEASE!!
HW UR ATTITUDE TO TALK VF ME?!!
U THINK WHO U R?!!
TALK VF ME LYK CONTROL UR CHILD!!!
I TEL U!!![I HATE TAT!!!]
I HATE PPL WHO CONTROL ME!!!!
U!!!!
JUZ A VIXEN!!!
SO!!
U CNT CONTROL WAT I DONE B4 N WAT I WANT TO DO!!!
NO POINT U TALK SO MUCH!!!
U!!!
WANT ME CAL U 'FATHER'???!!!
I TEL U!!!
DON'T WASTE UR SALIVA!!!
U NO HAVE QUALIFICATION TO BE MY FATHER!!!
TAT VIXEN SO UGLY U OSO WANT!!!
NO POINT TO SAY U!!!
HATE U!!!
LAME LA U!!!
U??!!!
CAL ME 'SIS'???
I TEL U!!!
DN'T WASTE UR SALIVA TOO!!!
U WANT CAL ME OSO DOWAN HEARD!!!!
C UR FACE ME WIL BECOME MOODY!!!
BETTER DOWAN LET ME C U ALL AGN OR ANYTIME!!!
IF NT!!!
I DONO WAT I WIL DO TO U ALL!!!!
U THINK WHO U R?!!
TALK VF ME LYK CONTROL UR CHILD!!!
I TEL U!!![I HATE TAT!!!]
I HATE PPL WHO CONTROL ME!!!!
U!!!!
JUZ A VIXEN!!!
SO!!
U CNT CONTROL WAT I DONE B4 N WAT I WANT TO DO!!!
NO POINT U TALK SO MUCH!!!
U!!!
WANT ME CAL U 'FATHER'???!!!
I TEL U!!!
DON'T WASTE UR SALIVA!!!
U NO HAVE QUALIFICATION TO BE MY FATHER!!!
TAT VIXEN SO UGLY U OSO WANT!!!
NO POINT TO SAY U!!!
HATE U!!!
LAME LA U!!!
U??!!!
CAL ME 'SIS'???
I TEL U!!!
DN'T WASTE UR SALIVA TOO!!!
U WANT CAL ME OSO DOWAN HEARD!!!!
C UR FACE ME WIL BECOME MOODY!!!
BETTER DOWAN LET ME C U ALL AGN OR ANYTIME!!!
IF NT!!!
I DONO WAT I WIL DO TO U ALL!!!!
2009年11月9日星期一
LPC
咳...
你真的是狗!!
又很鸟!!
咳...
动物都可以给你用到完!!
真的是够失败!!
跟男孩子讲话,打来打去...
就很犯贱吗??
原来如此...
为什么你懂???
哦....
原来你是贱人!!!!
狗人说狗话[你咯]
鸟人说鸟话[你咯]
当然!!!我懂!!!
贱人是说贱话!!!
可是!!!!!
贱人讲话..............也要经过大脑的!!!!!!!!!!!!
不想你!!!
没头没脑!!!!
去吃草啦!!!!!
亏你还叫lpc!!!!
男人的lpc都会替你感到丢脸啦!!!!!!
我告诉你!!!
不是每个男人都像你讲的那样!!!!
哦.........
我忘了.........
因为你老公是那样!!!!犯贱!!!犯贱!!!!犯贱!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
还说是小事!!!
小事就不要讲多多啦!!!!
狗人!!!!
!!鸟人!!!!!
贱人!!!!!
连我妈都说你是三八婆!!!!
你真的是出名到..................~~~~~~~~~~~~~
本人我:李珍凤替你鼓掌!!!!
酱喜欢单独谈!!!
去跟你老公谈啦!!!
顶不过我们就转话题!!!!
lebih la u!!!!
WAT THE F...............
走在一起就couple!!!
动到就是犯贱!!!!
你叻???
你是贱到不可以再贱!!!
你动过你老公!!!
你动过你爸爸!!!
所以你犯贱!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
无可救药!!!!!!
HATE YOU!!!!
SHIT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
NO POINT YOU TALK SO MUCH!!!!
不死都做狗啦你!!!!
haiz..
so long din't open my pc leT.T
y??
cz my pc ROSAK lo....o.o
haiz...
got many things happen nwadays wor..
7/11/2009
morning me work vf my mama lu...
so tired..T>T
after back...
mama say want go tesco wor..
so she din't cook
HAPPY-ing^^
y??
cz cn go n c gt lengzai n lenglui or nt lo...
kakaka
den we go eat la...
BT BT BT BT..........................
cm n take order de ppl.........
me very confused..........
n lolo
*u r..........???
*gal????(i think np)
*boy????(i think np)
[voice lyk GAL!!!]
{body muscle lyk BOY!!!}
*u r???*
:agua??:
"tomboy??"
haiz........
me dono....
u make me blerbler a.....
shua!!
don't k le.....
FINALLY!!
no lenglui or lengzai cn c!!!!
so sienzzzzzzzz................=.=
8/11/2009
today very early dy wake up lo
cz.............
me wana try to cook lo==
hihi
before cooking my frenz cm lu...
hahaha
so happy!!!
START COOKING!!!!
aiyoyo........
i say yeemei a.......
dowan snapped foto le.......
me will paiseh neh........
OI OI OI!!!very pain le!!!
mama:cooking is lyk this de la..."YI DING YAO tahan GEI YOU PEN!!"
hahaha
so funny de mama^^
EATING TIME^^
wa.........
delicious wor.....
keke
after eating
go n play poker lu...
play awhile le 38gong juz cm....kaka
he cm n want to eat de.....
bt no food dy lo...=.=
[a bao sorry wa>>]
kaka
until 6.30++ they all go back dy lu...
haha
today so happy wa!!!
9/11/2009
go skul..
4 wat??
nth cn do...
lolx
me go n hlp yiemeng duty lo....
very sienzzzzzz........
when no pc to stock checking........
wat i done???
of course.......
READING story book lo.........
the book is chee siang read until half de....
kaka
read.....read.....read.....
me felt sleep dy.......
lolx......
me wake up when bell ringss.............
den i go n find book to stock checking lu....
bt.......
they do finish dy lu.....
SO FAST!!!
haiz...
after of the library..
we go dewan lu...
lijun tel me huiming scolded by teacher n wat wat wat wor...
lolx.......
p/s:GAL SIT VF BOY DEN IS COUPLE ???
p/s:GAL TALK VF BOY DEN IS COUPLE???
WALAU
GENTING U SAY ME VF WEEIKAI R COUPLE ME VERY ANGRY DY !!!
U NOE???
SHUT UP LA!!DOG!!!
NO POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEN U SIT VF UR SON IS WAT???*COUPLE??*
DEN U TALK VF UR FATHER IS WAT??*COUPLE??*
WALAU!!!!
COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE!!!!!
EVERYDAY COUPLE!!!!
HATE LA!!!
SHIT U!!!
KAUNSELING TEACHER VERY GENG MEH??!!!
GENG OSO WANT TO DIE LA!!!
WAT THE F.....
OH PAISEH....
ME 4GET U NT A GAL...........
U R WOMEN.......
A VERY IRRITATING WOMEN!!!!
KACAU LA U!!!
GO N BECOME PRINCIPAL'S DOG LA!!!!
NO POINT!!!!!!NO POINT U TALK SO MUCH LA!!!
PUI!!!!
so long din't open my pc leT.T
y??
cz my pc ROSAK lo....o.o
haiz...
got many things happen nwadays wor..
7/11/2009
morning me work vf my mama lu...
so tired..T>T
after back...
mama say want go tesco wor..
so she din't cook
HAPPY-ing^^
y??
cz cn go n c gt lengzai n lenglui or nt lo...
kakaka
den we go eat la...
BT BT BT BT..........................
cm n take order de ppl.........
me very confused..........
n lolo
*u r..........???
*gal????(i think np)
*boy????(i think np)
[voice lyk GAL!!!]
{body muscle lyk BOY!!!}
*u r???*
:agua??:
"tomboy??"
haiz........
me dono....
u make me blerbler a.....
shua!!
don't k le.....
FINALLY!!
no lenglui or lengzai cn c!!!!
so sienzzzzzzzz................=.=
8/11/2009
today very early dy wake up lo
cz.............
me wana try to cook lo==
hihi
before cooking my frenz cm lu...
hahaha
so happy!!!
START COOKING!!!!
aiyoyo........
i say yeemei a.......
dowan snapped foto le.......
me will paiseh neh........
OI OI OI!!!very pain le!!!
mama:cooking is lyk this de la..."YI DING YAO tahan GEI YOU PEN!!"
hahaha
so funny de mama^^
EATING TIME^^
wa.........
delicious wor.....
keke
after eating
go n play poker lu...
play awhile le 38gong juz cm....kaka
he cm n want to eat de.....
bt no food dy lo...=.=
[a bao sorry wa>>]
kaka
until 6.30++ they all go back dy lu...
haha
today so happy wa!!!
9/11/2009
go skul..
4 wat??
nth cn do...
lolx
me go n hlp yiemeng duty lo....
very sienzzzzzz........
when no pc to stock checking........
wat i done???
of course.......
READING story book lo.........
the book is chee siang read until half de....
kaka
read.....read.....read.....
me felt sleep dy.......
lolx......
me wake up when bell ringss.............
den i go n find book to stock checking lu....
bt.......
they do finish dy lu.....
SO FAST!!!
haiz...
after of the library..
we go dewan lu...
lijun tel me huiming scolded by teacher n wat wat wat wor...
lolx.......
p/s:GAL SIT VF BOY DEN IS COUPLE ???
p/s:GAL TALK VF BOY DEN IS COUPLE???
WALAU
GENTING U SAY ME VF WEEIKAI R COUPLE ME VERY ANGRY DY !!!
U NOE???
SHUT UP LA!!DOG!!!
NO POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEN U SIT VF UR SON IS WAT???*COUPLE??*
DEN U TALK VF UR FATHER IS WAT??*COUPLE??*
WALAU!!!!
COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE!!!!!
EVERYDAY COUPLE!!!!
HATE LA!!!
SHIT U!!!
KAUNSELING TEACHER VERY GENG MEH??!!!
GENG OSO WANT TO DIE LA!!!
WAT THE F.....
OH PAISEH....
ME 4GET U NT A GAL...........
U R WOMEN.......
A VERY IRRITATING WOMEN!!!!
KACAU LA U!!!
GO N BECOME PRINCIPAL'S DOG LA!!!!
NO POINT!!!!!!NO POINT U TALK SO MUCH LA!!!
PUI!!!!
2009年11月6日星期五
SHIT THINGS!!
haiz..
juz nw go out n eat..
eat at ujong pasir there..
firstly..
do wat??
of course go n order lo..
then we pay money 1st~~
WAT!!!
DUCK RICE--RM5.00!!
GINGER MEESUA--RM5.00!!!
INDIA RICE--RM7.00!!!!!
WAT THE F...
u think we very rich a??
if the food are delicious then OK!!!
BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur food LIKE THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
u noe??!!
SHIT!!!!
haiz..
--malingshu--
juz nw go out n eat..
eat at ujong pasir there..
firstly..
do wat??
of course go n order lo..
then we pay money 1st~~
WAT!!!
DUCK RICE--RM5.00!!
GINGER MEESUA--RM5.00!!!
INDIA RICE--RM7.00!!!!!
WAT THE F...
u think we very rich a??
if the food are delicious then OK!!!
BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur food LIKE THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
u noe??!!
SHIT!!!!
haiz..
--malingshu--
NICE TO MEET U ALL^^
HI~~
today 1st day write blog wor~~
dono want to write wat~~
haha
emm~~
n want to tx qing2 hlp me to create this blog yea~~
THANK YOU VERY MUCHee~~~
n~~
hope my freinds happy everyday yea~~
love u all so much wor!!
--MALINGSHU--
today 1st day write blog wor~~
dono want to write wat~~
haha
emm~~
n want to tx qing2 hlp me to create this blog yea~~
THANK YOU VERY MUCHee~~~
n~~
hope my freinds happy everyday yea~~
love u all so much wor!!
--MALINGSHU--
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